Ted

 

Since his breakup with Wilma, Ted had tried to reinvent himself. He started hanging out with a new set of friends - ones he knew Wilma would never have approved of. It was exhilarating at first, but Ted quickly realized he could never keep up with this new crowd's wild and crazy lifestyle. After an especially x-rated night of partying, Ted gathered his things, slipped out quietly while everyone else was sleeping and took with him what little dignity he had left.

Tammy

Tammy had always been on the sensitive side and while most of the time she felt this was a gift, it often resulted in great pain, especially in matters of the heart. Tammy's emotions were constantly near the surface and the smallest thing could bring her to tears - a beautiful sunset, the singing of a choir or finding out that her lover has been secretly checking out other women on Tinder for the last six months and he didn't think it was a big deal because he never actually went out on dates with any of them and besides, we never discussed whether this was exclusive or not and he didn't really agree to this whole moving in together thing and aren't you overreacting just a little bit about this?