Gladys

Gladys thought fondly on the days of her youth, when her biggest worry was what she would wear to the high school prom. Her senior year, she was asked by two boys. The first was Roy, the captain of the football team, the other was her best friend, Jim. Of course, she rejected Jim and went with Roy, whose grandest accomplishment since high school was holding down a full-time job at the local Wal-Mart. Jim, however, went on to become a famous psychic with his own television show. Despite the fact that Jim hadn't replied to any of the telepathic messages she sent him, Gladys held on to the hope that someday he would forgive her.